We wish that you, and your family, be inscribed for a year blessed with health, love and peace, andwell over the fast.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall .
And may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist and your podiatrist,
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there, may you find a parking space.
May this Yom Tov, find you seated around the dinner table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the Jewish New Year ahead.